The holidays are coming. You know what that means: unasked-for advice, political debates that go nowhere, and that one uncle who has had too much eggnog.
Stand-up comics deal with hostile crowds for a living. Your family dinner is just a heckler situation with better food. Here is how to use pro comedy techniques to survive December.
The “Callback” Technique
When your aunt brings up that embarrassing thing you did three years ago, don’t get defensive. Use a callback.
- The Move: Bring up something equally ridiculous she did earlier in the night.
- Why it works: It signals you’re listening, but it shifts the power dynamic. It turns a roast into a game.
The “Self-Deprecating” Shield
If the conversation turns to your career (or lack thereof) or your dating life, beat them to the punch.
- The Move: “Yeah, my dating life is a lot like this stuffing—dry and slightly disappointing.”
- Why it works: You can’t roast someone who already roasted themselves. You take the weapon out of their hand.
When All Else Fails: Distract
Put on something funny. Seriously. Nothing unites a divided room like a professional killing on stage.Pro Tip: Fire up the Mint Comedy Archive. Find a set that’s universal (maybe skip the darkest stuff for Grandma’s sake) and let the pros handle the entertainment.
